- Me: I'm in love with this guy ever since i was a teen. he's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and he does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when im sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
- Guests: Awwwwwwwww
- Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Zayn Malik so i'm stuck with this little shit
When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby
how s that less scary
- people: watch your language
- me: oh shit sorry